Politik

For those of us who might end up in politics, I found these seven funny yet useful advises, apparently given by a known Colombian politician:

1.  Always have breakfast. Breakfast is the only certain meal of the politician.
2. In politics, the last favour is the one that counts. You might have just built a cathedral, but people will vote for the guy who brings in the pews.
3. People do not support those who hire them, but those who might fire them. There´s a story about a Chief of Protocol who had served ten governors, and when asked about which governor was the best, he replied: the next one!
4. In politics nothing is obvious. You have to ask for votes, or else even your neighbors and your close relatives will say to you: You never told me anything! I´m already committed to another candidate.
5. Don´t be afraid of looking ridiculous. Success in politics is for those who dare.
6. The best is what is going on
7. Kiss the hand you can't cut off



Taken from http://www.wlglobal.uk/